Pluto becoming a planet again has really taught us that if we complain hard enough about something, we can change things, even on a planetary level
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
this is really important.
being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh.
I am fucking dying
No no no wrong this is all wrong. Please use more than just water on your ass.
Who the hell washes their ass with just water???
Do they realize that the asshole produces its own oils and such that cannot be washed away with just water? Also, the soap helps clean away the fecal matter one does not see and can often miss without a thorough ass washing.
In short: wash your fucking ass, you heathens.
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"